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FACT OF LIFE - After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say W.T.F?




I AM NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID - I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking .


TAGS: not saying youre stupid thinking
Rating: 4.78/5

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jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:20 am, #233622
epic face palm


A BIRD IN THE HAND - Is worth two in the bush. Unless you have Epilepsy.


TAGS: bird hand epilepsy sayings
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - September 2, 2012, 6:17 pm, #238835
lol...this is a good one


Things Mom Taught Me -




Things Mom Taught Me -




SLICED BREAD - What was the best thing before it?


TAGS: stupid sayings
Rating: 3.81/5

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falloutghoul - February 3, 2012, 5:18 pm, #228833
Jelly, for there was nothing to smear it on.
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 12:42 am, #228687
Fun fact. Bread companies actually stopped selling pre-sliced bread during WWII so the public would buy less so there would be more food for the troops.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2012, 10:41 pm, #228681
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you & hear the lamentation of the women!!!
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 7:08 pm, #228662
BLT - if you've got a toaster, or a torch
rerun - February 1, 2012, 6:22 pm, #228655

Ham, there needed to be a great reason to slice the bread
Airman - February 1, 2012, 5:00 pm, #228635
Myrrh
GySgt1811a - February 1, 2012, 2:30 pm, #228617
Night Baseball?


GARY COLEMAN -


TAGS: willis wont be saying much now
Rating: 3.73/5

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pieman - May 28, 2010, 11:25 pm, #178198
People to write my epi***h. Kung-fu Devil. Check.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 28, 2010, 6:26 pm, #178161
I've always looked down on him.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 5:54 pm, #178156
Come on KFD, that was a LOW blow! :) Seriously though, let's hope there's not a height requirement to get into Heaven! Hiyo! 5 petit coffins, R.I.P. little one.


WHY NOT? - You would flush a gold fish down the toilet, right?


TAGS: saying good bye to pooooo kums twice
Rating: 3.25/5

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pieman - May 14, 2010, 1:41 pm, #176007
Pies are universal. Mincemeat, catmeat. It's all the same.
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:30 pm, #176004
Pieman, Orange is definately your color!


VAMPIRELLA -


TAGS: not dissing power girl just sayin
Rating: 2.91/5

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MO - August 26, 2009, 1:30 pm, #112208
There is no "before" Power Girl! There is only....POWER GIRL!!!! No and then either!!!


IT'S SO COLD... -


TAGS: winter temperatures sayings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 12:19 am, #241661
Is that a buddy of yours?
ughomer - December 19, 2012, 10:01 pm, #241656
This makes me think of "Chilly Willy."
MissPriss - December 19, 2012, 9:52 am, #241637
Thank you Mr. Gary.
GaryO - December 19, 2012, 8:25 am, #241634
HAH! Good'n Missy


PURPLE MILKSHAKE -


TAGS: saying purple milkshakes is baaad mmmmkay
Rating: 2.13/5

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thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:53 pm, #178133
Oh... In that case... BANNED! jk I don't normally vote on or even read the long ones. *sigh*
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:52 pm, #178132
Mr. M had a facelift? I'm still confused.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:50 pm, #178130
I was a little worried you would be the one to warn me for those comments. I'm not trying to stir anything up but this is getting ridiculous. One veteran member has always made them but now the noobs are joining in and the face of motifake has changed.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:49 pm, #178128
I don't get the joke.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:48 pm, #178126
I concur with TTH... I never was a large fan of textfakes.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:46 pm, #178124
If we all started attaching pics to the jokes we get in our emails, the face of motifake would change forever. I think we were better off when Moti's could only be 3 lines max. I will strive toward that goal from now on, I hope others will join me.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:44 pm, #178121
This "jokefake" trend is starting to take over the site. They may be funny, but they're not really motifakes. They are also about the easiest posters to mass produce. I may have to include them in the 1L club along with the anime, tunnels, and c norris.
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:25 pm, #178099
I've heard this one as 'Purple Flower'. It's better done verbally and drawn out as long as the listener will put up with it. I saw this joke last for 3 days once before they got to punch line.


SOME PEOPLE - If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you.




TGIF -


TAGS: thank god its friday sayings tuesday ruins nights realization
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 12:33 pm, #257719
Tip one back for me!
maoworks2 - November 6, 2014, 8:45 am, #257666
SKOL !
MissPriss - November 6, 2014, 12:54 am, #257661
Oh paleeese! Don't go all hi-tech on me. Cheers!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 12:52 am, #257660
How many times? Depressing enough to buy a digital watch.


This Generation -




Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: time travel sayings moms
Rating: 4.65/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:08 pm, #245347
Haha I guess I got off easy compared to you...thanks for sharing ipa.
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:07 pm, #245346
With my mom I didn't need a time machine! Glad I gave ya a good laugh Papa!
ipaprime - April 25, 2013, 8:12 am, #245335
only next week, it was always next month for me
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:45 am, #245334
LMAO! :-D


NO MAN IS AN ISLAND - But some deserve an A for effort.


TAGS: weight image sayings
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 4:00 pm, #243035
Thanks Rude...I'm guessing it's used as a natural habitat by smaller aquatic life forms.
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 1:26 pm, #243026
The hairy back is a nice touch. 5Ls
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 12:09 am, #243000
I mean that if he was at the beach I'd have someplace to put my drink so it doesn't get sandy...teehee.
Greeny - January 31, 2013, 6:55 pm, #242980
you mean a-z?


The Final Word -




Got Your Nose! -


TAGS: sayings kid games stay out
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 9, 2013, 11:43 pm, #250906
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 9, 2013, 8:06 am, #250901
Oh that's wonderful, never expected that kicker!


When the cat's away -




A MANS' HOME - A mans' home is his castle only when he has enough boxes to finish the project.


TAGS: homeless sayings men
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - July 23, 2012, 1:56 pm, #237539
Thanks space!
spacedog - July 22, 2012, 10:41 am, #237514
Nice one Miss P.


Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: life lesson sayings mom
Rating: 4.53/5

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MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:18 pm, #245419
Like I said to Sho...almost done. But love that you enjoyed them too! Thanbks for the 5L!
MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:16 pm, #245418
Glad to hear it. But almost coming to an end. Thanks for the comments Sho and still honoured that one of the best likes my stuff!
spacedog - April 29, 2013, 9:19 pm, #245414
I agree with Sho. You have really nailed this 5eries Miss P.
Sho - April 29, 2013, 8:40 pm, #245413
I'm liking these. A lot.


ORPHANS -


TAGS: dammit stop saying hello to my little friend
Rating: 3.06/5

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Sean - October 14, 2009, 12:05 am, #126663
I'd just like to go on record at this time as saying that I am not, per se, anti-orphan. But I do think that the Menendez brothers went a little too far. That's all. Please. No more hate mail.


SILLENCE IS GOLDEN -


TAGS: silence golden saying
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - February 12, 2012, 8:25 am, #229401
Yes Hear Hear !


SAYING "I'M SORRY" - Is the same as saying "I apologize"... except at a funeral.


TAGS: funeral sorry apology saying words
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sho - April 4, 2012, 2:49 pm, #232717
5L
SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 8:56 am, #232708
Closed casket? Whatever needs apologizing for must have been a doozy.


Yo -




Exorcism -


TAGS: movies exorcist exorcism sayings eerie
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:29 pm, #250092
forgive tge typos.surgery but wonder what they'll cut from the carrie remake...thanks airman
Airman - September 27, 2013, 12:17 am, #250077
5 thank God they cut that scene out of the movie votes
MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 11:37 pm, #250073
Thanks Mr. Gary!
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:35 am, #250048
Good'n here, Missy.


Sticks & Stones -


TAGS: goth hobbies interesting labelled sayings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:15 pm, #250810
Yep and started growing it out about 3 years old teehee.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:33 pm, #250801

Is that one braid nasal hair??


Wait For It -


TAGS: sayings interpretations leftovers signs first
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 11:04 pm, #251033
you did...I just got there 1st...bahaha.
Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 7:59 pm, #251024
d***...wish I'd thought of that...


Dieter's Logic -


TAGS: cake diets sayings logic excuses
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 1:15 am, #251188
Little...just shush up and eat your cake...teehee.
chickenlittle - November 26, 2013, 2:36 pm, #251180
Words of wisdom! Even Marie Antoinette knew this. Let them eat it.


. . . NOT! -


TAGS: sayings cultures differences inuit eskimos
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 14, 2014, 9:11 am, #252168
He s/be takin’ a dirt nap by now, but s’pose I could dig it up. Prolly still useable. Gotta be hard in places…..
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:04 am, #252160
Umm, still got his number?
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 8:14 pm, #252157
Hey, I lived with an Inuit for a bit. He’d phukk a pile of rocks if it had a snake in it. Had to watch my own six on Wednesday and Thursday. By Friday we were both on the hunt.


Inquiring Minds -


TAGS: injuries sayings questions eyes patches
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - September 21, 2013, 4:25 am, #249882
teehee
MissPriss - September 21, 2013, 4:24 am, #249881
Thanks!
curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 5:13 pm, #249870
Normal person with an eye patch yes, pirate no.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 2:42 pm, #249866
Epic! 5 pokes.


WHEN PIGS FLY! - "I'll buy you a car when pigs fly!" So...I'm guessing not today huh?


TAGS: sayings
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:37 pm, #241849
See comment directed at you and Silver.
MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:37 pm, #241848
See comment directed at you and Rude.
MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:35 pm, #241847
If you don't eat your meat...how can you have any pudding? Now both of yous' sit down, shut up and finish those pork b***s! Thanks for the read you two!
Rudedog - December 24, 2012, 9:24 pm, #241837
That's about when the worms ate into my brain
Silverheart - December 24, 2012, 8:29 pm, #241836
As a Pink Floyd fan, I know that pigs started flying 40 years ago. 5 Pigs on the wing.


Mine Eyes -




Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: life lessons religion sayings
Rating: 4.81/5

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MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 3:30 pm, #245374
My family was very religious and I did a lot of praying! You better pray your father doesn't find out. You better pray that your mother doesn't catch you. You better pray your little brother didn't just hear you. And a lot of "if God wanted you to....
Sho - April 26, 2013, 2:50 pm, #245373
LOL


Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: crying irony sayings mom
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 9:05 pm, #245354
That used to make me pinch my little brother even harder...teehee. Thanks for the fav'd! Made my evening Sho!
Sho - April 25, 2013, 7:46 pm, #245351
that always calmed me down right away. 5 and fav'd


Things Mom Taught Me -




Only Words -




That Face -




Things Mom Taught Me -




The Good Old College Try -




Things Mom Taught Me -




BUCKET LIST - Never to early to start


TAGS: just sayin
Rating: 4.33/5

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Rudedog - February 18, 2013, 9:47 pm, #243581
Yeah, very scary during Cuban missile crises.
ughomer - February 16, 2013, 8:26 am, #243500
Rude ~ if this happened in the 1960s, the Ruskies would have sent ICBMs at the USA!!


Things Mom Taught Me -




Things Mom Taught Me -




Wise Man Says -


TAGS: wise man saying getting ahead
Rating: 3.83/5

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:47 pm, #251951
Have you any idea how difficult it is to get coffee off of a computer screen? LOL!
pieman - August 28, 2013, 8:05 am, #249131
*some
Rudedog - May 9, 2013, 10:12 pm, #245625
The head evaporates if you marry it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 9, 2013, 8:04 pm, #245621
I hear they're difficult to come by; something about an arm and a leg?
Krickit - May 9, 2013, 5:53 pm, #245617
My life would be complete if I had one of those


CHER -


TAGS: just sayin
Rating: 3.71/5

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TAN LINES - The body's way of saying ...you're done!




SAY OPRAH -


TAGS: just sayin obamacare is not going to take care of that
Rating: 3.13/5

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alkoholger - October 6, 2009, 1:17 pm, #124352
No. Its oprah. Aka a whale
Dogma - October 6, 2009, 10:46 am, #124323
That is not a shark dude.


NEVER ASSUME - It only serves to make an ass out of u and me.




PORK -




Wait A Sec -


TAGS: thinking saying talking insults
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:54 pm, #258700
Yeah kinda like being stoned...gotta write those good ideas down or you'll forget them when you "wake" up...teehee.
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 4:55 am, #258661
The best slams always come to me about 5 minutes before I fall asleep! LOL!


It's True What They Say -


TAGS: men baby growth sayings truth
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2014, 6:35 pm, #258853
Oh Jesus, your comment, my gutter mind...bahaha! Thanks!
JesusWept - December 14, 2014, 5:11 pm, #258851
My mum says that men reach the age of 10. After that they only grow. 5.
MissPriss - December 14, 2014, 5:08 pm, #258850
Well, we had a good run crotchety...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:51 am, #258846
Completely agree with this, Miss Priss. I have begun weeding out my friends who still stay at home all day, play videogames, watch retro movies and listen to retro music thinking there's a hidden message, and wonder why they aren't getting any. Lol!


If You Can't Beat them -


TAGS: beat join saying surprise
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:57 am, #260020
Dizz...just be sure to use an aluminum one...wood is prone to leaving slivers. Too easily traced back from the scene of the crime.
MissPriss - February 20, 2015, 10:54 am, #260019
Oh Yuk...I like a man with a sharp...er...tool? Come on over sometime and we'll throw a few back...teehee.
mizzdizz - February 20, 2015, 4:56 am, #260015
If you can't beat them, try a baseball bat!!!
theyuk - February 19, 2015, 6:55 pm, #259998
^into a friend^
theyuk - February 19, 2015, 6:53 pm, #259997
The surest way to get rid of an enemy is to turn him into friend. Then stab him in the throat when he ain't lookin'.


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